Monday, 24 October 2011

Italia 0- Germania 10 –Last laugh (or The Culona’s Revenge!!)

After being called an Unfuckable Fat-Arse by Berlusconi a few weeks ago, Angela Merkel finally got her revenge.

At a Brussels press conference yesterday, a journalist asked Sarkozy and Merkel if the Italian prime minister had given them the reassurance they were looking for. Were they confident that B would come up with the necessary reforms?

It doesn’t really matter what they answered, or if you understand the French or not… just watch what happened.

This morning lots of Italians woke up feeling very patriotic and offended by what they see as an offence against Italy. But, iff you go around electing (and re-electing) a man like Berluska  though, you’re going to have to face the music sooner or later. For years they’ve refused to acknowledge that the rest of the world is laughing at them. “We’ve got beautiful women, Ferraris and fashion, pizza and the pope!”  they say, as if this guarantees them an eternal place in some sort of political First Division without ever needing to earn their place.

Yesterday B got a good telling off by the EU bigwigs and a list of things to put right by Wednesday… or else!!! Or else what? Detention? A smack on the wrists? Exile to Bermuda (via the triangle would be nice)?

Not really sure ‘or else what’ but for me, who’s not an Italian and not in the inciest-winciest bit patriotic (had you guessed already?) the Culona’s revenge was priceless!!

Tuesday, 11 October 2011

Italia 0 - Germania 1

Last month Berluska was in the ‘merda’ again when one of his telephone conversations was leaked:

                      “La Merkel รจ una culona inchiavabile”.

Your Google translator might blush at this so I’ll try to translate it for you. Culo is like saying arse so a culona is a fat arse or a big arse. Chiave is a key but the Italians use it as a verb a bit like the English would use ‘screw’…. You’re starting to get the drift…
OK, so our Prime Minister was discovered announcing (in a private conversation it has to be said) that Angela Merkel was an unfuckable fat arse…Which of course he has every right to think but…. should he really be surprised that Germany are reluctant to include him in any of their important meetings concerning real politics?
This morning our newspapers were full of indignation that Germany and France had dared to meet to discuss the economic future of Europe without inviting Italy… and it’ not the first time!! Have they got something against us? Do they not take us seriously? Aren't they being a bit chidish?? Is it really a time for paranoia??? …. Or should we start by getting rid of B????
Don't think I would have invited him either. Brava culona!! :-)

Thursday, 6 October 2011

Sorry Steve...

On a day when we mourn the death of an inventor who dedicated his working, life, energy and genius to help the spread of information, Italian politicians are doing their best to pass a law which will censor it.

Italians are currently being faced with a blackout on news that doesn’t please the regime whilst thanks to Steve  the rest of the world is enjoying the benefit of his genius. Wikipedia has been on strike here for the past three days in protest, news programmes are going on strike too, blogs will be monitored and heavy fines and prison sentences for those who try to divulge forbidden information.

Can you imagine a country which would put a journalist in prison for reporting that the Prime Minister is a pervert and do nothing about the Prime Minister himself? Reminds me of something I studied at school about Saxon Kings killing the messenger when he brought bad news.

What is going on?!?! Someone come and help us please. So sorry Steve that this whole country can do no better than this when you did so much.  :-((